As I approached Jeremy's car, ready to provide assistance, I found him with a sheepish look on his face. "What kind of sad event could be eating into what is normally such a stellar occasion?" I wondered to myself. As I came nearer Jeremy revealed to me the source of his shame. From the back seat of his car he lifted a single gallon of
As he lifted the gallon into view he ashamedly mumbled something about "being whipped"
UPDATE: Needless to say, this gallon will not count toward our totals. Neither he nor I will be partaking of this sub-par liquid.
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Buy some whole milk and mix it together. I think whole milk is ~3%, so 2 gallons of whole + 1 gallon of skim should work.
Why wouldn't I have just bought a gallon of 2% then? It's for Danielle. Sheesh.
Well, sorry, I didn't know that.
No worries, Mr. Nymous. We all get a little cranky around here when there's skim milk to be dealt with.
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